To Those Who Are Searching
I won't deny it: I get some really, really weird referrals from Google. The search terms that people use when finding my site are nothing more than extraordinary, and sometimes, they're just plain weird.
I've decided to offer an apology to those who have searched and have not found.
Dear person who searched for "keep calm and call batman shirt",
I do not sell that shirt, I'm afraid. I am but a lowly blogger amongst the blogosphere who just happened to blog about it. The post in question that you probably found is, admittedly, rather stupid, and it probably doesn't help all that much. I'm not sure why you ended up here of all places, since I don't really talk about Batman on my blog all that often, and when I do, it usually has something to do with weird dreams and Polyvore sets. Nevertheless, I highly support your search for a place to purchase the Keep Calm and Call Batman shirt! Let me know when you find what you're looking for!
Dear person who searched for "damian mcginty barefoot",
Simply put, you baffle me, and so does Google. I honestly have no idea why those search terms led to my blog, and I apologize for the inconvenience. The only thing I found that seemed remotely helpful is this post, where I just happened to mention Damian McGinty and the word barefoot in the same post. It's fitting because the title of the post is Awkwardly Awesome. I can't decide whether this search term is awesome, or just plain awkward. I'm leaning towards the latter.
Dear person who searched for "hanging cups white",
Somehow, you ended up here, and I have no idea why. All I can say is... huh???
-Even More Confused
Dear person who searched for "owl city wedding song",
I believe I may have misled you. To my knowledge, Owl City has not produced a wedding song. However, I do talk about him on my blog quite often, and I did happen to mention that I may want to have his song played at my wedding. This is probably how you have gotten to my blog. You can find the source of this confusing mix-up here. Once again, I apologize.
-A Misleading Hoot Owl
Dear person who searched for "yellow ice cream truck with a bright smile",
-I'm Still Confused
Dear person who searched for "further up and further in blog",
Your search terms are quite normal, and you are in the right place. Thank you for visiting. :)